please-study:

Go Calculus!

It doesn’t matter how sizable your work is, Your success will still be 0 unless you have some variation.

please-study:

Go Calculus!

It doesn’t matter how sizable your work is, Your success will still be 0 unless you have some variation.

Walk into my room to find condoms on my desk. 

Me: There are strange condoms on my desk

Roommate: That’s what you get for leaving the room unlocked.

Me: Who invades someone’s room with free condoms?!

Roommate: … The Trojans.

Walk into my room to find condoms on my desk.

Me: There are strange condoms on my desk

Roommate: That’s what you get for leaving the room unlocked.

Me: Who invades someone’s room with free condoms?!

Roommate: … The Trojans.

infamymonster:


is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy t- oh shit its a snake

MY ANACONDA DON’T

infamymonster:

is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy t- oh shit its a snake

MY ANACONDA DON’T

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cest-twincest:

Friendly reminder that the same actress plays all these

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badass

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formidable

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tall wome-

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dutchyjin:

grawly:

grawly:

im cackling like a motherfucker right now apple introduced a new programming language with the release of iOS 8 called Swift and it accepts Emoji as valid charactersimage

ive been laughing at this picture without respite for a solid 10 minutes now its so ridiculous and i love it thank you apple 

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i have no idea if this particular code does because it was a pic linked to me by someone else but after testing real quick myself

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yes it does

welcome to the future

snowybirdie:

verygaygirlfriendspookymulder:

me whenever a drawing doesnt go my way: that’s it. i lost all talent. i’m no longer able to make art. i peaked. this is it. this is the end of days

me whenever I draw something the way I intended to: i aM INVINCIBLE I CAN DRAW WHATEVER I WANT WHENEVER I WANT BOW TO ME PEASANTS- *makes a mistake* Why

(Source: verygaygirlfriendfoxmulder)